Facts of life

This sex stuff is unbelievable. I don't understand why men are willing to lose everything for a "massage" with a sexual fantasy service.

The Blotter

Not that Randy Tobias is the only fool in the lineup. It's a long list, including the guy I watched one night on Cops who was receiving "a massage" from a pool! There he was, on camera, stuck in the throes of lust ... with a pool!

And I hate to say this, I really do, but we thought Bill Clinton was bad. But not really. I'm not sure anyone really thought that Bill Clinton was that bad. Certainly not Newt, who at the time had his own thing going, come to find out. I think most men didn't blame Clinton despite what they might have said to their wives or in front of their church friends. And most women didn't really blame Monica. We think she got a little kooky in the end, but given the chance to tryst with the most powerful man in the world... It is an age-old tale.

I think most people think that this stuff happens all the time. Especially with the politicos. They are like rock stars tripping on the aphrodisiac of power. Women are drawn to them, trippin' on their own Delilah fantasy. What could be better than having power over the most powerful?

What gets me, however, is the lies about it all. Randy Tobias calling for abstinence, while trafficing on a sexually moral road. Ted Haggard preaching against homosexuality -- pushing for legislation -- while relaxing with "a massage" from a male prostitute. Why do they always seem so smug?

I am reminded this morning of a verse that I have come to believe as a truth, simply because I have seen it proven time and time again. "God resists the proud and gives grace to the humble."

I'm looking for humble.

I'll listen to humble.

It's the pridefulness we can all do without.